Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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