I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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