Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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