its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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