no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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