Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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