Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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