i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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