Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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