i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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