i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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