Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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