Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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