oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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