I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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