Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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