Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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