Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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