We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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