Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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