I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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