like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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