she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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