New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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