Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Everclear isn't food dammit
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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