found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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