he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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