Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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