I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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