well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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