Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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