it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
