I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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