Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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