thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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