Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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