i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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