We need to rekindle our bromance
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I didn't notice because vodka
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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