Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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