That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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