Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
worst night to have a conscience
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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