i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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