the new term for farting is butt boxing.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
