Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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