I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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