Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
