whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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