so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
