Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i now understand why vodka
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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