i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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