WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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