yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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