Dual....:-)
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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