Porn is love you can see.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The cops high fived after they tackled you
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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