Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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