If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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