After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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