Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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