allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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