I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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