Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
