While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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